My upcoming book, "This Cannot Be Normal..."

In the last 20 minutes, I've checked in a truck full of alligators - 30 feet or so, settled in a TV crew so they could film a commercial using our cows as backdrop, taken 2 deer processing orders - one from a lady who wanted the whole deer done in ham roasts???? -, and heard from a neighbor who is bringing her pygmy goat for me to castrate. Even for us, this is left of normal!